If ambi/remo/anniyan was in bangalore

Ambi:
wakes up in the morning 6:00 am unable to sleep the whole night because of street dogs...
(thinks to himself) first I will have to report to anniyan about dogs and the negligence
of the muncipality in dealing with the dog menace.
But I wonder how anniyan will punish the dogs ? he he he...

waits for the newspaper to arrive for a long time and finally arrives at 7:30 am. He curses the
paper boy and picks up the paper to find that it is not "Hindu" but it is "Times Of India"..
Again makes a mental note to log this on Anniyan's website....

Finally gets ready to goto office in his TVS 50. As soon as he gets on the street he finds
people walking all over the place... Another mental note added.

The street lights are all on.. (note number 3), bad roads (imagine banerghatta road)
(note number 4), driving on the wrong side in one way (note number 5) , drivers jumping
signal (note number 6) ... and phew finally reaches office.

Switches on his PC and opens outlook and sees 10 junk mails... and
thinks more work for anniyan.. and logs into anniyan.com and files the report and hopes that
anniyan can set everything right ... ;-)

(To much of frustration causes ambi to switches to anniyan )..

Anniyan:
Finding himself infront of a PC.... goes to anniyan.com... unfortunately gets a message
"cannot fing page 404 error"(the server is down since it couldn't handle all the traffic)...
tries 3 , 4 times and gets the webpage but it loads slowly...

(thinks to himself) first thing I need to get more badwidth and I should hire some
consultants to manage the web server. Also I should maintain a cluster for the servers....

Opens the complaint box and finds 23,45,67,12,356 complaints... His head gets dizzy....

Then after regaining his composure picks one complaint based on the random number generator
that he had recently written....(Happy with himself for having done atleast some technical
work apart from the daily boring routines of checking gmail and orkut etc ...he he he !!)....

The complaint was logged by a person ambi about bad roads... So he first plans to inspect the
city to find out which roads are bad and whom he should punish ....

Anniyan starts from banerghatta road and finds it bad ,
reaches banerghatta circle (bad fly over), wants to take a right turn to silk board but
couldn't because the construction is not yet over(makes a note to punish the builder) and
takes a left turn and sees lot of people going in the wrong direction ( makes a note to deal
with these people later on)... goes to lot of places in bangalore and finds bad roads everwhere
he ! he! he!!! (thinks to himself ) first I need a project plan to deal with so much bad
roads .... finally ends up at MG Road...

Immediately his head starts to ache and Remo is born... Remo has his fun time in MG road and
brigade road going to barrista , and amoeba....

He sees an ambulance driver switching on the siren just to get himself out of the traffic (nice
idea though)... his head aches and anniyan comes back.. looks at the people around and thinks
why is he around here still and gets back to home....

Then transforms into ambi...

Ambi:
I need to buy a home for myself.. let me pick up a FreeAds... Buys freeAds and looks at the cost
of houses and gets a shock .... 20x30 site for 1 crore , apartments priced exhorbitantly high..
brokers creating the artificial bubble ...More work for anniyan...

Immediately anniyan surfaces
Anniyan:
Come on ambi .. give me a break...enough of complaints... accept life in baglaore as it is...
I cannot do anything even if I hire 200 people and work 24x7 .....
Everybody has an anniyan within himself who gets angry on seeing atrocities... Unless the
anniyan in each person arises and kills the bad one life will not change
and vanishes....

3 comments:

Arunkumar said...

Good creativity and awesome narration da gops :)

coolkrishnan said...

enjoyed your post...
and the last line is quite nicely put...

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